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Wanted: Photos—any—detailing the alleged 1982 ‘Black Friday sex party’. Willing to pay up to $5,000 per. Any film format. 110, 35mm, film negatives or processed photos. Contact the law offices of R. Arnone, Esq, or Arne Tobin, Attorney At Law. You may get in touch anonymously.
HELP WANTED: Sylvia’s is hiring! Busboys (or gals), dish washers and another cook with some experience and a love for grilling. Competitive pay, benefits after 90 days for F/T. P/T positions avail as well. Stop in for an application or call 555-5150 and ask for Syl.
For Sale: Mossie 590 Shockwave. Easy to clean, plenty of punch, like-new condition. Pump-action, dual extractors, positive steel-to-steel lockup and smooth anti-jam elevator. $475 firm. gggggggetsome@gfail.com
FS: Salomon S/Pro 90 WGW ski boots. Women’s, size 7. Used twice. Ligament therapy keeping me off Snowhead’s slopes this year, somebody should get to use these beauties. Comfortable, snug fit, look great in action. $300 OBO. MSG Natalie the SkiFox on FB to check them out.
Please sign: A petition has been posted requesting that the Far Hollow town council, mayor, and Sheriff’s Office all unite to deny Janice Russell residence in the town limits. We all know what Russell did, we are seeking to bar her from renting a room or apartment, home or duplex, or any unit available, and to bar the sale of real property to Miss Russell upon her release from prison. Note, this petition is launched solely based on her criminal history, not on race, religion or gender. In addition, should our efforts fail, we are seeking all those who wish to voice your concerns to file for a restraining order. There is a fee, but we are currently collecting donations to cover the cost. Any attorney in town can file for this, and we believe if enough current residents do so, Miss RUssell will not be able to find accommodations in town without violating these orders. Sign here
FS: PENN Fierce IV Spinning Combo rod & reel with HT-100TM carbon fiber drag. Smooth reel roll, have used for ice fishing. Lightweight, not too long for pier fishing if summer’s your time. $100 w/2 extra spools of line. Email BerwickmudaTriangleTed@pondaway.com